Habits

 Always take note of your habits.

One day they might give you away.

Breathtaking

 "Look, just breathe deep and relax, okay? It'll fit."

A Hint

Pay attention to whom your energy increases and decreases around,

Spelling Mistake

 A husband sent this to his wife:
"I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her."

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
I feel sorry for my cousin.

Dumbest Thing

 

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Browsing History

 Peter had no idea what to give his wife for her birthday,
so he checked her web browsing history for inspiration.

She's gonna love it!

Sunday Service

 What do you do after a prayer:

Wife Swap

 

My wife asked me to ask the man next
door if he wanted to try a wife swap.