Monday, January 15, 2018

Now You Know

"Daddy, what's a G-string?"
"Okay, let me show you." 


"Daddy, what's vagina?"
"Okay, let me show you."


"Daddy, what's penis?"
"Okay, let me show you."


"Daddy, what's sex?"
"Okay, let me show you."


"Daddy, what's erection?"
"Look out of the car window on the right, see that guy?"

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Can't be Alone

What do chopsticks and tongue have in common?
They both need a pair to work.











Thursday, January 11, 2018

Sexy Dictionary

Define "Cheerful"


Define "Bored"


Define "Energetic"


Define "Smooth"


Define "Badass"


Define "best moment of my life"

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Monday, January 1, 2018