Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Life hacks

Fire extinguisher DIY


Turn your old phone into a power bank


Money makes life more comfortable, yes?
Answer: Yes.


How to make your BFF jealous


A good place to celebrate your payday
The ATM room


How to "cut" it without a knife


How to give your BF a surprise

Simple pleasures








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Friday, July 21, 2017

Yo the world is changing

Now you can sleep in a conference.


It's mandatory to eat banana in the meeting.


Street fight is highly encouraged.


Stormtrooper -
strictly for female only.


Yep!


Dogs are gonna rule the world


Fair enough.


A wise man once said...

The hardest years in my life are those between seven and seventy.

My parents never fulfilled my needs. I asked for candy and they gave me love.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

I had a parrot once, and he could talk, but he couldn't say "I'm hungry", so he died.

I have good communication skill because I spend lots of time in movie theaters, talking.

Women would rather have beauty than brains because men can see better than he can think.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

What do you do when you're bored?

I hug my tree


I build a missile


I wash my car


I cook


I work


I go to the men's washroom...


I create a flood


Bored? Impossible. I'm Catwoman!


Sexy Wednesday