Happy new year, sissies!
Dec 31, 2017
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Dec 8, 2017
Just so you know...
If you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Nov 20, 2017
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Oct 29, 2017
Just so you know...
First I thought my wife just wanted to have sex, then I realized she just wanted to make me jealous.
Oct 23, 2017
Oct 5, 2017
Just so you know...
My wife just organized some plastic surgery for me. She cut up all my credit cards.
Sep 18, 2017
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Sep 11, 2017
Just so you know...
When the baby looks like his dad, it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, its mother's husband is a sissy.
Sep 7, 2017
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Aug 21, 2017
Just so you know...
I'm a well-adjusted person. I can make the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
Aug 19, 2017
The least I could do
Since I couldn't get rid of the bruises,
I might as well make them as lovely as possible.
Aug 16, 2017
Just being nice
"Honey, our computer isn't working, what should I do?" asks a sissy husband.
His wife comes over, and solves her problem.
As she's walking away, he asks, "So, what was wrong?"
She replies, "It was an ID ten T error."
"Oh, what's that?" he asks.
"Just write it down," she says. "I'll explain later."
So he writes down: I D 1 0 T
His wife comes over, and solves her problem.
As she's walking away, he asks, "So, what was wrong?"
She replies, "It was an ID ten T error."
"Oh, what's that?" he asks.
"Just write it down," she says. "I'll explain later."
So he writes down: I D 1 0 T
Aug 12, 2017
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Jul 3, 2017
Just so you know...
Most conversations I had were simply monologues delivered from me in the presence of a witness.
Jun 29, 2017
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Jun 12, 2017
Just so you know...
It isn't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure but you just forgot to ask permission from your wife to do so.
Jun 9, 2017
Cat and Dog
The cat
A sissy and his wife are going out for dinner, and they put their cat out before they leave the house.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
The sissy returns inside to chase it out. His wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
Several minutes later, the exhausted sissy arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, that bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!"
The dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, smart dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!
Can't figure out anything? OK, now read again without the word 'dog'.
A sissy and his wife are going out for dinner, and they put their cat out before they leave the house.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
The sissy returns inside to chase it out. His wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
Several minutes later, the exhausted sissy arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, that bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!"
The dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, smart dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!
Can't figure out anything? OK, now read again without the word 'dog'.
Jun 7, 2017
They're kind people
They're very concerned about my safety,
they just told me to fasten the seatbelt in the back seats.
May 28, 2017
The more the merrier
Okay, guys, it's time to get wet!
No! Not like this! Come on!
Yes! Let's do this!
May 23, 2017
Just so you know...
The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice, something like "Stop being a spoiled sissy!"
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Mar 27, 2017
A better one
A woman said to her boyfriend, "Honey, I'd visited your home yesterday and I think I have to cancel our wedding."
He's shocked, then asked, "What happened!? My mom gave you a hard time?"
She replied, "No, but I met your brother."
He's shocked, then asked, "What happened!? My mom gave you a hard time?"
She replied, "No, but I met your brother."
Gotta be sure
A man's daughter was dating. He invited her boyfriend home and asked, "Do you drink?"
Her boyfriend replied, "Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me."
Her boyfriend replied, "Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me."
Mar 14, 2017
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