Just so you know...

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and I already have it.

You bet!

Wife: You look happy, care to share?

Me: Sure, I just went for a hair cut, I liked it.

Wife: Their service must be good, I think.

My first time

"Are you enjoying it, sissy?"

I don't know... should I?

Do it for me

Michelle, you sure your husband is out of town?

He's coming back now, Mike, and you're gonna fuck him next.

Logically speaking

A sissy was milking a cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.

The workers nearby were all horrified, but sissy calmly continued his milking.

To everyone's astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away.

"Wow! That was brave! Weren't you afraid?" asked one of the workers.

"Nope!" replied sissy. "I knew this cow was his mother-in-law."

I could've been more subtle

but I was too desperate.

Just so you know...

I don't have a bucket list but my wife's "fucket" list is a mile long.