I am a vegetarian

I love meat balls, though.

Bad Sissy

"Sissy! What the fuck are you doing!? It's dangerous!"

No, it's cool! Shit...

My family doctor...

... can be very subtle.

You know the economy is bad when...

Wanna see magic?

"Shut up and take the money!"

It's gonna take a while...

It's too fun to stop now!

Just so you know...

Impotence is a nature's way of saying 'No Hard Feelings'.

Better than none

I wanted to be a woman so badly, so...

Just so you know...

Most conversations I had were simply monologues delivered from me in the presence of a witness.

A tough one

Others would have cummed 10 minutes ago.